Like God can count every strand of hair on our heads, I can count every hair on Robin Tunney's head during most of the film Empire Records. Hi everybody. I'm sure you're wondering who I am and where have I taken you? Well if you are this person, it is all too late. I have locked the door. The keys are in my pants. No way out. You're in the brain of Josef Gallion now. I pray for you all.